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Only in Florida [single]

by Phlegmesis

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It lives 50 feet beneath the streets...
It's 36 feet long...
It weighs over 2000 lbs...

It's the first proper track from "The New Wave of Rotten Fornication" LP!

lyrics

Down in the Everglades where the best meth is made
The trailer park is full of brain rot and oral decay
Cheap booze and cigarettes, a hooker half-undressed
Cocaine and fentanyl, they're unsure if she's dead
The oceans calling, the sun is setting
Descend the body into the depths
Another body in the swamp
Mauled by gators as it rots
Another homeless person shot
A man's face is eaten off by a chimpanzee
Or some guy masturbating on bath salts at the bus station
The new wave of rotten fornication
Drunk driving at midnight
Eat a stripper's ass, go home and beat your wife
Only in Florida
Where the sunshine helps decompose the dead
Only in Florida
America's dick, pissing on everyone's head
Only in Florida
A paradise of lust for the young and old
Only in Florida
A tropical graveyard of the ill disposed
Only in Florida...
Another child trafficked on
A private jet or giant yacht
Watching porno in VR
While you're getting beaten off by AI machines
Or pegged by your step-mommy
A new sex craze across the nation
The new wave of rotten fornication

credits

released August 4, 2023
All music, words, and recordings by Joey Cinz
Mastered by Jeff Beckwith @ Witch House Studio
Layout by Septic Fog

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Phlegmesis Boston, Massachusetts

Filth ridden pop music from the sewer

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